- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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