Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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