- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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