What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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