- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

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