- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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