What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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