Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Tunechi

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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