- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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