- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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