In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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