- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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