Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

a irish man walks past a bar

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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