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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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