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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

White NBA players.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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