- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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