- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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