- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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