- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

yolo your orange looks orange

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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