rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

like if your cool

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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