What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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