Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Click here to end the world.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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