Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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