- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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