- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Jebron Lames.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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