What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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im @ work, LOL.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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