- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

what is 3+3= 8

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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