- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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