- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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