Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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