- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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