- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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