Albert <3 Hunter

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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womens rights

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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