- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Men's rights

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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