- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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