It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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