Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Women's rights

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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