- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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