WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Anti Joke

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