Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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