race-car = rac-ecar

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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