- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.