Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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