- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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