- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Charlie Sheen

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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