Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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stinky boner

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's up? Your time.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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