- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

NEVER

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

what's funny about war? nothing!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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