- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Whats green? The color green.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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