- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

all these jokes are horrible now

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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