- Anti Joke

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

woman's rights

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!