- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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