when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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womens rights.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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