- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

irish man drinking john smiths

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