What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

I have cancer. And you're next.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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