What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Ms Leong Sux

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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