Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

women's rights

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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