How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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