- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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