Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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