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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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