- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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