- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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