- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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