A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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