- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

I have an idea! You leave.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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