One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

women's rights.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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