- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

race-car = rac-ecar

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

13 =B you just learned something

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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