- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

how do you call someone? use a phone

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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