- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A praying mantis is very graceful

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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