- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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