- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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