Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

I'm tired.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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