what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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