Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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no rasist joks

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ur gey

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a irish man walks past a bar

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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