Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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