My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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