What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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guess what what ...

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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