- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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