- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

The Labour Party.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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