- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

knock knock Goodbye

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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