- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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