- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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