How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Albino African Americans

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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