- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

quantum physics?

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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