Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Anti Joke

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