How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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rocky is here again.......................

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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