A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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