A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Anti Joke

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