Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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9/11

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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