What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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