What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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matt is fat

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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sadf

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

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