What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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