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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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