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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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