So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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9/11 my birthday

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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