- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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