What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

9/11

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

1+2 = 6

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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