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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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