- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Gustavo Andrade

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Go away still nothing to see

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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