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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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