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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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