- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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