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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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