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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

you will like this because i am black.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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