Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

women's rights.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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