- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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