One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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