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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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