- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Dwarf Shortage

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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