Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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