What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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