An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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