- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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