- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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