- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

knock knock i have diarrhea

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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