What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Who wants water? I do.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Women's Rights

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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