- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's better than a stick? A stone

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

you will like this because i am black.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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