Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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