- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

josh sucks polish adams dick

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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