What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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