- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Neither did she.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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