- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Where's my baby??

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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