- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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