- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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