- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What's big and purple? Barney

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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