Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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