- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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