- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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