- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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