Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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