- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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