- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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