- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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