- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How old is victor? Half past dead

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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