- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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