- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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