you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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