What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

bite me

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

hi

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Anti Joke

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