- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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