What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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