Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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