- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I'm going to Re-write History... History

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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