- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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