- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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