- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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