Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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