- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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