- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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