Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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