- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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