- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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