You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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