EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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