A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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