- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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