- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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