- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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