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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

i'm hard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

13 =B you just learned something

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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