Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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